How to Avoid the Bummer Life

One for the weekend.

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 05:17:31 -0800

Before you go running off to blow stuff up...

Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:22:12 -0800

Please allow me to shake some words out of my head and into yours. As you all may or may not recall, I recently returned to my childhood home of Evergreen Colorado to attend what I was presuming to be a train wreck of a twentieth high school reunion, and just before I left I got some words of wisdom from this fellow;

I've kept the home fires burning.

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:43:36 -0800

Just home, unpacking, laundry stinks, cats are pissed.. I'll get back with you in a moment....

A quickie and then I'm gone.

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:19:10 -0800

I'm tired of packing bags so I may as well drop a bit more before the door hits me where God split(s) me.
First up, there is a little project I've been thinking about called 'the anatomy of a commute'.

This just in...

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:52:28 -0800

Hurl writes;

"Ladeez & Gentlemen,
doff your chapeau(s) in honor of America's Top Second Banana, Ed McMahon, who passed away today at age 86. That Budweiser blazer blows Stevil & mine's Budweiser sweater out of the water. HEY-OHHHHHHHHH!"

Before I get up and out...

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 05:00:25 -0800

..to Colorado this Wednesday for a week long journey back in time and all of the train wreck that is my twenty year high school reunion, there are some matters that are in need of our attention, the first of which is work stuff;

One example that we're on the slippery slope towards a real life 'Idiocracy' for Saturday.

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:05:58 -0800

The content of this post has almost nothing to do with popped corn.

Fri, 19 Jun 2009 02:00:25 -0800

In an attempt to maintain a relatively efficient posting schedule I have to write during all of hours of free time, but occasionally sometimes the free time is taken up with more important matters, such as these fellows;

Heaving sighs, telling lies and making artistic alibies.

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:11:31 -0800

These days I'm finding myself further and further towards the end of my proverbial rope, so for today's post, I will rely on the mail bag to do most of the work, because by and large I'm pretty much out of gas.
Right out of the gate though, I'll drop this bit, which defies any introduction or explanation;

The postman always rings twice, and other matters of quasi-importance.

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:48:58 -0800

One for Sunday.

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 09:46:53 -0800

Poached straight from Da Robot. This guy should get together with one of those pole dancing ladies and make a superhero baby.

Every day is a good day when you're Sean.

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 08:17:58 -0800

I think I've got my this year's Halloween costume on lock.

One more rapid fire information burst.

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:36:26 -0800

You best don your flack jackets and turn off your attention span.
First up, Hookers for Jesus founder marries the dude from Stryper?

Hump day is here, and my head is still up my ass.

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 05:48:01 -0800

Mighty Whitey.

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:44:38 -0800

More white parts than an Aryan nudist colony.